I don’t really need another reason to buy a bottle of wine, but I would be remiss to pass up a “scholarly” opportunity! I can’t wait to hear teenagers try to work this into why they were drinking over the weekend while their parents were gone: “Mom. Dad. I was reading this short story on the back of this bottle, and then I remembered from English class that many of the great writers of all time wrote some of their best works while drinking. I was just wanted to do a good job on my term paper!” Click the link below to get the full story.